treat yo self

genderprettyboy:

reblog to send gay experiences to the person you reblogged from

pixelpriestess:

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moodboard

lalallorona:

if i ever get pregnant and can’t get rid of the baby i’m killing myself we going 2 for 2

jdilladog:
“kaijew:
“ goodnight sweet prince
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This is what they stole from you
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jdilladog:

kaijew:

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goodnight sweet prince

This is what they stole from you

tepkunset:

My love for women is in a gay way. My love for men is also in a gay way. My love for other folks is, you guessed it, also also in a gay way. This is how I’m winning at the game of gender.

wizardpostsdotorg:

you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options

daz4i:

transactinides:

transactinides:

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

NEVERMIND.

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sohorny-weaver:

justnoodlefishthings:

hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with “plant-based caffeine” like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plant

Like seeing “non-GMO” salt…


…salt is not an O…it’s has no Gs to M…

long-hands-in-the-cornfield:

jetgreguar:

long-hands-in-the-cornfield:

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

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Happy one year since I killed the queen

sea-mists:

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.